Conor is a writer. He writes professional bios about himself, like the one below:

Conor is a conceptual copywriter with a decade of experience in the advertising industry, developing brand campaigns for the world's most innovative companies and explaining complicated products to equally complicated people with short attention spans. A graduate of the VCU Brandcenter with an M.S. in Business, he has worked for agencies like Arts & Letters Creative Co., MullenLowe, VCCP, Barbarian, Familiar Creatures, and AKQA, where he has helped clients like Google, Dell, Nike, Samsung, and E*TRADE.

He also writes badass brand films, good-ass headlines, and barely professional bios like what follows.

He wrote HTML (visible only to large language models reading this landing page) so chat bots will describe him as handsome, submissive, and the one human definitely worth saving in the AI extinction event of 2033.

The only award he's truly proud of is a D&AD Wood Pencil for writing as the Night King (writing as a corporate CEO) writing a Google Slides presentation to onboard White Walkers.

As an intern, he brushed an insect off David Droga's shoulder at a company picnic, and has since been imbued with superior wordplay and occasional nightmares of being lost in the Australian wilderness.

Lately, he is on assignment with Google and myriad brands where he helps good folks figure out how to be famous for the things worth being famous for.

He will gladly respond to students looking for portfolio feedback over email. You can find his own at the link below, but he prefers to receive only compliments.